Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You were trust falling into bushes
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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