um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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