i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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