Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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