You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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