i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
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That's how twitter works, right?
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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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