So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Randomize
