Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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