he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Im part way to drunk.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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