Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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