so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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