I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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