Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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