would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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