he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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