She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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