physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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