Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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