you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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