i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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