haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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