Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You are a genius and a whore.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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