And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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