My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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