When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
