I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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