what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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