That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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