so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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