you guys were way drunker than both of me
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Randomize