goodnight i made you a song goodbye
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
