You can't special order awesome
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Randomize
