There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
He kissed a someone with a penis
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Randomize
