just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Welp...herpes.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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