a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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