you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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