i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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