My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I don't deserve a penis
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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