I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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