Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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