Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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