just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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