Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Randomize
