Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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