Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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