they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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