How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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