I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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