brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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