I swear she didn't look like that last week.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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