We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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