idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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