I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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