He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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