So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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