She's JV to your varsity
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Randomize