Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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